The Rolled-Up Blueprint in a Panty Hose with Sock and Water Bottle Golf Club

During the now infamous "Leaping Lizards Family Fun Fest," someone created the golf club depicted above. To date, it is the most elaborate and successful Junkyard Golf club ever manufactured. The near horizontal water bottle is close to perfectly positioned. It is strong enough to deliver a significant motivational force. And hitting a golf ball of any manufacture (paper or plastic) results in such a soul satisfying sound (something like "plock," I believe), that one almost doesn't care where one's ball goes. It is clearly a foreshadowing of golf-like clubs and miniature-golf-obstacle-like apparatus yet to be built. A guantlet, as it were, thrown in the conceptual face of future Junkyard Golf inventors and players. From its vantage point, the destiny of Junkyard Golf is vivid. "Fore," I say. "Fore, indeed!"